Monday, August 21, 2006

PAUSE effect!

Even during the hectic schedule, the PAUSE effect kept our project bay lively and cheerful!

PAUSE effect? : - Just when the first line, in an energetic tone, gives you a high, after the PAUSE, comes the second line, delivered in an innocent tone, brings you down to earth with a thud! And, of course, induces a smile :-)
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1) You are good...PAUSE...for nothing !:-)
2) Good job man...PAUSE...but not enough !:-)

Next Version! - Good job man...PAUSE...but not enough...PAUSE (to further rub salt into the wounds!)...keep working !:-)
3) Good job man...PAUSE...but not code !:-)
4) I am impressed...PAUSE...but it's not a good impression !:-)
5) Keep it up...PAUSE (VPJ!)...but not so high that you can't fetch it later !:-)
6) You are the guy/gal...PAUSE...I am not looking for !:-)
7) Well, on the other hand...PAUSE...there are five fingers !:-)
8)You have come a long way...PAUSE...but down !:-)
9) I have no doubt...PAUSE...that I have a doubt !:-)

On Messenger!
10) You there?...PAUSE...be there !:-)
When some one comes to your bay!
11) I have observed one thing...PAUSE...that wherever u go...PAUSE...there you are !:-)
12) That’s the best/right way...PAUSE (pointing towards the direction he/she came from)... to come here !:-)

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Thanks to partners in crime, Narasimha and Vasudha, and of course to all the victims !:-)

Caution: - Be careful while using the PAUSE effect. Somebody might even head butt you !:-)

In few minutes as Narasimha completes reading this, he'll rush to me with his trademark smile and say...Good job Vinay...PAUSE...
:-(

:-)

Update 1
13) I thought all the girls are same, till I met you...PAUSE...and then I realised that some are even worse!:-)

1 comment:

Praveen Kulkarni said...

Here are some more :

How are you? fine? ... PAUSE... still fine?

Go home dude... PAUSE... after completing the work.

Do not stress yourself, take your own time and ... PAUSE... complete it within half an hour.

Pause effects never end... PAUSE... heh heh ..