PAUSE effect!

Even during the hectic schedule, the PAUSE effect kept our project bay lively and cheerful!

PAUSE effect? : - Just when the first line, in an energetic tone, gives you a high, after the PAUSE, comes the second line, delivered in an innocent tone, brings you down to earth with a thud! And, of course, induces a smile :-)
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1) You are good...PAUSE...for nothing !:-)
2) Good job man...PAUSE...but not enough !:-)
Next Version! - Good job man...PAUSE...but not enough...PAUSE (to further rub salt into the wounds!)...keep working !:-)
3) Good job man...PAUSE...but not code !:-)
4) I am impressed...PAUSE...but it's not a good impression !:-)
5) Keep it up...PAUSE (VPJ!)...but not so high that you can't fetch it later !:-)
6) You are the guy/gal...PAUSE...I am not looking for !:-)
7) Well, on the other hand...PAUSE...there are five fingers !:-)
8)You have come a long way...PAUSE...but down !:-)
9) I have no doubt...PAUSE...that I have a doubt !:-)
On Messenger!
10) You there?...PAUSE...be there !:-)
When some one comes to your bay!
11) I have observed one thing...PAUSE...that wherever u go...PAUSE...there you are !:-)
12) That’s the best/right way...PAUSE (pointing towards the direction he/she came from)... to come here !:-)
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Thanks to partners in crime, Narasimha and Vasudha, and of course to all the victims !:-)

Caution: - Be careful while using the PAUSE effect. Somebody might even head butt you !:-)

In few minutes as Narasimha completes reading this, he'll rush to me with his trademark smile and say...Good job Vinay...PAUSE...
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Update 1
13) I thought all the girls are same, till I met you...PAUSE...and then I realised that some are even worse!:-)